Topical Island Romance

First off I know its been about 10 billion years since the last blog post, The way I calculated this figure was by multiplying the number of times my parents inquired about when the next blog post would be by one billion. You all know how good I am at math.

Anyway life on the rock is going quite swimmingly and I mean that in the most literal sense as I take to the water as a snorkel guide about five times a week while fulfilling my duties as first mate aboard the spirit of St. Christopher.

Spirit of St Christopher
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The funny thing is, I'd never really snorkeled anywhere near St. Thomas before I my boss tell all of the fifty gay men who where our passengers that I would be giving a private snorkel tour. I thought this was a joke until I was in the water, giving a snorkel tour. Luckily I am a Strong enough swimmer competently look like I know what I am doing. My bullshit skills came quite in handy that day.

Life is great down here I'm having a ton of fun at work and Alana and I are having a great time together in our beautiful apartment when we can.

That being said (yes mother, father, and brother I said "that being said" you can make fun of me now) we are trying to be as frugal as we can, so instead of going out on the town every night we try to have relaxing dinner parties with our selves. We have the perfect venue; our incredible balcony with an even more incredible view. So when we want to live it up all we have to do is make some food to eat our there.

I know, that photo really does look like something out of an ad for tropical island getaways or something. On nights like the one pictured it kind of feels like I live in a postcard; Alana and I get dressed up nice and we get to enjoy this incredible journey.

Well I'm off to go do exciting things like eating and sleeping. Who knows what tomorrow will bring but I'll leave you with this.

"Every man has to follow his heart, no matter how insane he may seem to others"